From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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COPY================= HEADING- Heading Copy: Attack Your Cat-Hating Ninja-Fearing Boss with Fast-Fire Flingers Alt Heading 1: Flying Ninjas, Felines and Supervisors, Oh My! Alt Heading 2: Fling Ninjas, Cats and Bosses Up to 15 Feet! BODY- Take office warfare to a personal level with our quick-fire projectile flingers. Attack with subdeadly mini ninjas, unleash the flying fury of tiny cats, or make a statement by sending diminutive upper-level executives sailing. Each flinger can launch its soft plastic projectiles 12 to 15 feet... perfect for intercubicle tactical strikes! INCLUDES? Each includes 4 projectiles and a bull's eye for target practice.

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