Geekwriting

From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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Measurements
7 1/2"L x 4 3/8"W x 1 3/4"H

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Hi-Performance Data Storage has Never Been this Fun!

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LaCie Brick Drives Provide Reliable Hi-Capacity Storage in a Fun Enclosure

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Add Color & Fun to Data Storage with LaCie's BRICK Drives


SPECS-
Interface: USB 2.0
Rotational speed: 7200rpm
Average seek time: <11ms
Cache size: 2MB or greater

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Build your storage array up one brick at a time with the LaCie hard drive bricks. Loosely inspired by some Danish toy, they can be stacked up... get enough and you can even build little houses! Seriously, while they might look like toys, LaCie's high-performance, high-speed drives are a reliable and trusted storage solution for data professionals worldwide.

INCLUDES?
Includes AC adapter, USB cable and utility software on CD-ROM.

REQUIRES
Requires Windows 98SE/Me/2000/XP or Mac OS 10.2.1+.

 
 

 

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