| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Measurements
9 1/4"L x 3"W x 1"H
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Heading Copy:
Giant Real Eraser Doubles as a Paperweight or Pillow!
Alt Heading 1:
Oversized Pink Eraser Perfect for the Error-Prone
Alt Heading 2:
Giant Rubber Eraser Takes Out Big Misteaks! [sic]
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Are the company's "creative and aggressive accounting" practices getting out of hand? Cut big mistakes down to size with this giant pound-and-a-quarter version of the classic pink rubber eraser. It really erases and makes a great conversation piece or paperweight in the office.
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