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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Image 2 - Caption
Squeeze the paw to see the murderous eyes flash evilly!
Image 3 - Caption (for action shot of attack)
"JEE-SUS CHRIST!"
Image 4 - Caption
[copyright] 1975 Python (Monty) Pictures Ltd.
Measurements
12"L with 1"L teeth
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Heading Copy:
Death Awaits You All with Nasty Pointy Teeth!
Alt Heading 1:
Guard Your Cave or Desk with Plush Pointy Teethed Death!
Alt Heading 2:
Plush Caerbannong Cave Guardian Protects Your Belongings with Serious Viciousness
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From the classic [italics]Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/italics] comes the most bad-tempered plush you ever set eyes on! The guardian of the cave of Caerbannong may seem like just an ordinary rabbit, but no man that has fought with it has lived. He'll do you up a treat, mate!
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