From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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Half mailbox, half Levis-wearing hipster, the VR2 is all set to party down and/or destroy Japan. This clanking chunk of square people-shaped technology sports a reasonably fashionable belt buckle with a lovely "GEEK" logo. His disco moves are truly humbling.


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