Geekwriting

From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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The sun, it always goes for me. I can't even peek out the window during the daylight without getting slapped down hard by a sunbeam. Like I really need to have my blood boiled, my skin cooked, my genes mutated.
 
 

 

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