| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Image1 - Caption
Cover pops off for easy cleaning
Measurements [for Web & CG only]
3"L x 2 1/2" x 3 3/4"H
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Heading Copy:
Electronic Zapper Kills Pesty Insects without Mercy
Alt Heading 1:
LED Nightlight Also Zaps Pesty Bugs Dead
Alt Heading 2:
Achieve Pest-Free Peace with Discreet Bug Killer
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1 Silent operation
2 UV light attracts bugs
3 Chemical-free
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Small flying pests won't stand a chance with this miniature bug zapper plugged into the wall! Its LED-generated ultraviolet light reels 'em in while its deadly electric grid rubs 'em out. The greenish light makes a soothing nightlight too, so your nighttime hallway strollings can be both insect- and stumble-free.
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