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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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4-oz. Flask Disguised as a Cell Phone
Alt Heading 1:
Innocuous "Cell Phone" Actually Holds Up to 4 oz. of Shine [Juice | Sauce | Serum | Potion | Elixir]
Alt Heading 2:
Keep Your Liquid Secrets Hidden in Realistic-Looking Cell Phone Flask
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At a rough glance, it looks like an innocent cell phone mounted in its belt holder. But unscrew the antenna and--surprise!--take a sip of up to 4 oz. of yer favorite beverage. The cell phone flahsk is made of shtainlesh shteel and itch abou' 5" long. Itch a great friend, ya know. Greatesht friend a man could evah have. Evah. Hic!
INCLUDES?
Includes real leather belt holsthter.
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