| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Image1 - Caption
Narrow base ensures accurate measurements, even for small quantities
Image1 - Caption
Beer, sadly, not included
Measurements
6 1/2"H
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Heading Copy:
Serve Ale the Nerdy Way with Perfect Beakers
Alt Heading 1:
Beer Nerds Will Love Scientifically Calibrated Perfect Beaker
Alt Heading 2:
Only True Nerds Use Scientifically Graduated Beer Pints
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1 Dishwasher-safe
2 High-impact plastic
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The Perfect Beaker was designed as a kitchen implement... but we know what geeks really need: a scientifically calibrated pint for your favorite ales! With six graduated measurements (cups, fl. oz., fractions of pints, tsp., tbsp and ml/ccm), you'll always know if you're getting an American pint (473.2ml) or an Imperial pint (568.3ml). Sold individually or in sets of four.
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