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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Before they were the Knights Who Say "Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-p'tang, Zzoo-boing, Gdgdbaaoizen," the Knights of Ni were feared for "Ni" and also "Peng" and "Neee-wom." If there were other sacred words, it isn't known. What is it? Was it something I said?
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