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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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With a combination of verbal and somatic components, magic missiles dart from your fingers, dealing 1d6+1 damage each. Memorizing spells like "magic missiles" to defend yourself against chaotic NPCs is a right, and is probably protected by the Second Amendment.
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