| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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"Why, if I had a brain, I could... / Summon voodoo powers, munch flesh at all hours / Suck life from the vein / And my clothes I'd be patchin', while my victims I'd be snatchin' / If I only had a brain."
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