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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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"The Oregon Trail" taught me everything I needed to know about medicine. Sustained fever? Typhoid. Jaw inflammation? Mumps. Going number two a lot? Dysentery. I also spent too much time writing cheeky tombstone epitaphs, which is probably why I'm a writer and not a doctor.
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