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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Catalog Copy:
Introducing paper e-mail: it's cordless, spam-free, and never needs USB or AC power. You can use different colors, different font sizes, even insert illustrations and drawings. This ingenious form of e-mail is sweeping office networks worldwide. Join the paper-less-less e-mail revolution today!
Catalog Headlines:
- Use Paper E-mail When All Else Fails
- Paper E-mail: Guaranteed to Pass any Spam Filter!
Catalog Captions:
Paper e-mail can even be perfumed! Beat that, Internets!
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