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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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FUN FACT: Each B-2 Spirit stealth bomber cost taxpayers $2.2 billion: more than twice the aircraft's weight in gold!
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Crash-resistant EPP foam is very flexible!
Image 4 - Caption [for Web only]
B-2 is a registered trademark of Northrop Grumman
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Run Silent and Light with RC B-2[R] Stealth Bomber
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Fly High with the B-2[R] Spirit Stealth Bomber RC Airplane
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Northrop Grumman Licensed B-2[R] Spirit RC Airplane
RC SPECS
B2 Spirit
Readiness: Assembled & ready to fly
Wingspan: 27"
Length: 10"
Flight time: 7-10 minutes
Other: 300-foot RC range
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The lethal USAF Stealth Bomber is recreated here in a lightweight, easy-to-master radio-controlled flyer. Designed with flexible and durable EPP foam (rather than classified radar-absorbing materials), the B-2 Spirit features twin drive props incorporated into ducted fans and dual-channel controls.
INCLUDES?
Includes portable quick-charger, controller with wind flag and 2 replacement props.
ADDITIONAL ITEMS NEEDED? i.e. batteries, adapters, cables, etc
Requires 8 AA and 8 C batteries, not included.
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