| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Each pack includes four colorful sporks
Measurements
6 3/4"L
COPY=================
HEADING-
Heading Copy:
Eliminate Excessive Flatware with All-In-One Multipurpose Spork
Alt Heading 1:
Retooled Spork Now Features 50% More Utensils!
Alt Heading 2:
Introducing the Perfect Spork... or is it a Sporkfe?
BULLETS-
1 Heat-resistant: won't melt in boiling water
2 Teflon-friendly: won't scratch cookware
3 Dishwasher- & microwave-safe
BODY-
50% fork, 50% spoon and 50% knife: meet the most versatile polycarbonate spork ever! Simple to clean, easy to carry and fun to use, one of these can replace all those heavy steel utensils you carry while backpacking... or even replace that terrible flatware your mother-in-law sent.
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