Geekwriting

From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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We haven't seen a calculator this big since about 1971. It won't fit in your pocket, maybe not even your purse or backpack and it weighs about a pound. Its big flip-up 8-digit LCD display however, is very easy to read and its large rubbery buttons... well, you just can't miss 'em. In this era of endless miniaturization, it's high time to buck the trend!
 
 

 

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