| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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No more splats or smears to clean up
Measurements
18"L
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Heading Copy:
Zapping Bugs Now Easier than Playing Badminton
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Electronic Swatter Helps Make Outdoor Occasions Pest-Free!
Alt Heading 2:
Patented Swatter Fries Mosquitoes, Flies and Gnats on Contact
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Amp up the ancient sport of bug slaying with our patented handheld electronic bug swatter! Its triple-layered zapping grid electrocutes flying pests on contact... just wave the swatter at them. Low voltage, a safety switch and 2 insulated outer layers make it safe for pets and children, but please note, this is not a toy.
ADDITIONAL ITEMS NEEDED? i.e. batteries, adapters, cables, etc
Requires 2 AA batteries, not included.
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