From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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Did you know that you are unique? There is no other person in all the world who is exactly like you! You're special. You're different. And because you're different ... you are important. Thank you, 6841634b6572, now back to work.


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