From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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Boring is an unincorporated community located in Clackamas County, Oregon. It is located along Oregon Route 212, approximately eight miles south of Gresham and 15 miles southeast of Portland. It is home to Westcott's, manufacturer of reproduction fiberglass bodies for hot rods and custom cars.


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