Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Measurements 7/8"dia. x 11"L when broken down; 11"L x 10 1/2"W x 6"H when set up
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Heading Copy: A Barbecue that Fits in Your Pants Pocket?
Alt Heading 1: Crazily Simple Portable Grill Travels Lightly & Easily
Alt Heading 2: Portable Grill Collapses into Lightweight 11" Tube!
BULLETS- 1 19 oz. weight 2 Supports up to 3 pounds 3 Stainless steel construction 4 Dishwasher-safe
BODY- Don't you hate it when, after a long day of hiking, there isn't a single barbecue grill in sight to cook on? Never be grillless again with the Grilliput, a complete stainless steel grill that fits in a pocket! After a couple minutes of easy assembly, you'll be sitting pretty, ready to roast up some nice taters.
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