From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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Heading Copy: Learn to Love Viruses with Giantmicrobes

Alt Heading 1: Cute Stuffed Microbes

Alt Heading 2: Who Knew Microbes Enlarged a Million Times Would be so Cute?

Need the flu? How about the Black Death? Mononucleosis? Now you can collect a dozen of the cutest viruses, bacteria, mites, worms and calamities nature ever unleashed. Disturbingly cuddly, Giantmicrobes are great teaching aids or just friendly plush companions for those trying to get past their bacillophobia. Each comes with an image of its not-so-cute counterpart and quick facts about the microbe.

ADDITIONAL ITEMS NEEDED? i.e. batteries, adapters, cables, etc
Antibiotics not required, thank goodness.



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