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Invent New Drinking Systems with 44-Piece DIY Straw Kit

In the past, straws were designed for use only in upright cylinders, which due to their open tops, had to be positioned generally under your chin. Now that it's the 21st century, it's time to upgrade your straw technology to Strawz! A quantum leap forward in strawdynamics, the Strawz system allows you to build robust and complex sipping systems in remarkably little development time. Share a beverage seven ways or construct a 1080 degree twisty straw system. It's definitely the coolest way to drink drinks... at least until we release Strawz 2.0.

Includes 44 pieces.
Colors vary.



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