From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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12" tall (1:164 scale)



Heading Copy:
AAAIIIIIIII!!!!! It's Godzilla!!! And He's All Soft and Cuddly!!!


No of Ohio state! That is Godzilla! And he is soft completely, is lovely!

Alt Heading 1:
Grab Your Oxygen Destroyer! It's Godzilla!

Alt Heading 2:
Soft & Lovable Godzilla Will Breathe his Atomic Ray Through Your Heart


Depending upon Soft, Lovely Godzilla that Atomic Light Ray Breathes Through Your Center

Atomic reptile
Godzilla plush brings soft doom
Squeeze fondly for scream


Arising from the sea in 1954, prehistoric Godzilla has mauled down dozens of Tokyos since. Now more loveable than ever as a scaly plush, this golden anniversary kaiju flashes his atomic eyes and screams when you give him a mighty hug.



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