| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Measurements
12" tall (1:164 scale)
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HEADING-
Heading Copy:
AAAIIIIIIII!!!!! It's Godzilla!!! And He's All Soft and Cuddly!!!
[or]
No of Ohio state! That is Godzilla! And he is soft completely, is lovely!
Alt Heading 1:
Grab Your Oxygen Destroyer! It's Godzilla!
Alt Heading 2:
Soft & Lovable Godzilla Will Breathe his Atomic Ray Through Your Heart
[or]
Depending upon Soft, Lovely Godzilla that Atomic Light Ray Breathes Through Your Center
BODY-
Atomic reptile
Godzilla plush brings soft doom
Squeeze fondly for scream
[or]
Arising from the sea in 1954, prehistoric Godzilla has mauled down dozens of Tokyos since. Now more loveable than ever as a scaly plush, this golden anniversary kaiju flashes his atomic eyes and screams when you give him a mighty hug.
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