Geekwriting

From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love 'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available. I apologize for any mysterious confusion.

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Measurements
12" tall (1:164 scale)

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HEADING-

Heading Copy:
AAAIIIIIIII!!!!! It's Godzilla!!! And He's All Soft and Cuddly!!!

[or]

No of Ohio state! That is Godzilla! And he is soft completely, is lovely!

Alt Heading 1:
Grab Your Oxygen Destroyer! It's Godzilla!

Alt Heading 2:
Soft & Lovable Godzilla Will Breathe his Atomic Ray Through Your Heart

[or]

Depending upon Soft, Lovely Godzilla that Atomic Light Ray Breathes Through Your Center


BODY-
Atomic reptile
Godzilla plush brings soft doom
Squeeze fondly for scream

[or]

Arising from the sea in 1954, prehistoric Godzilla has mauled down dozens of Tokyos since. Now more loveable than ever as a scaly plush, this golden anniversary kaiju flashes his atomic eyes and screams when you give him a mighty hug.

 
 

 

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