YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO ATTEND
A REALLY REALLY BORING BRUNCH
 
WE'RE TALKING OATMEAL AND
MAYBE CREAM OF WHEAT FOR VARIETY
 
GRIM BREAKFAST
SATURDAY MARCH 21
10 A.M. IS WHEN THE GRUEL WILL BE WARMEST
BUT THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH
 
9101 NEWHALL DR APT 4
CALL ME AT 916-548-6134
TO OPEN THE GATE
 
Please note
YOU CAN COME JUST FOR THE SO-CALLED FOOD
IF YOU ARE SO MOVED
BUT FOR THE REST OF YOU
PLEASE RESERVE A GAME SLOT ON THIS PAGE HERE