Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Heading Copy: Amorphous Color-Shifting Globule will Soothe and Amaze
BODY- At first glance, the Aduki Ni just looks like a gloopy lump of liquid metal. But press the hidden activation switch and it morphs into an unstoppable death-dealing cyborg... er, wait, no, it doesn't. It actually sets in motion a soothing subtle color-shifting glow show. The rechargeable battery, when fully charged provides up to 6 hours of gentle illumination. While it may still boggle your mind, it won't attempt to terminate you.
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