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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Amazingly Engineered Pop-Up Book Honors the Star Wars(R)
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Star Wars(R) Goes 3D in this Amazing Pop-Up Book!
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Celebrate the Star Wars galaxy with this incredible pop-up extravaganza! Constructed entirely out of folded paper (exempting the light-up lightsabers on the last page!), it contains over thirty 3D illustrations that will impress and delight. Watch as the AT-AT stumbles on a tow rope, the rancor grabs the Gammorean guard, and Wedge takes off his flight helmet. The book is only 12 pages long, but each page keeps folding and unfolding to reveal yet another scene!
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