| Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Catalog Copy:
En garde! Riposte the ribs, flèche the filets and parry the pork chops! Your trusty BBQ sword is your best line of offense (and defense) against the vicious meats you must duel. Made from heavy gauge stainless steel for strength, it's the only way to grill with panache. Includes musketeer mask!
Catalog Headlines:
Touché! Master the BBQ Sword, Master the BBQ Meats!
Catalog Captions:
Please note: This is not a toy; adult supervision required.
Specifications:
Measurements: 19 1/4"L
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