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From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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FUN FACT: Mr. Potato Head was Hasbro's first commercial success in 1952. When Hasbro acquired rights to the Star Wars characters in 1991, it was only a matter of time until...
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Compartment in potato back stores extra parts
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(C) 2006 Lucasfilm Ltd.
Measurements
Stands 7 1/2" tall
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Heading Copy:
Mr. Potato Head[R] Goes to a Galaxy Far, Far Away...
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Star Wars[R] Villains Turn to the Spud Side of the Force
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Dress up the Potato You Love as Famous Star Wars[R] Villains!
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A Dark Tuber of the Sith, Darth Tater was once a promising Gnocchi Knight until he lost his roots! His loyal spudtrooper keeps his eyes peeled to fry any threatening rebel scum.
INCLUDES?
250 1107 includes helmet, nose, cape, shoes, teeth, face plate, tongue, eyes, 2 ears and 2 arms.
250 1108 includes helmet, nose, shoes, teeth, face mask, eyes, 2 ears, 2 arms and laser masher.
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