Geekwriting
From 2005 to 2009, I was the copywriter for the X-treme Geek retail catalog while it was
owned by E-filliate, Inc. While a whole lot of my copy never saw print (editors: do we love
'em or what?), I managed to preserve some of my favorites, completely unadulterated, for display
here. Most of these items are no longer for sale, so some of the pictuers will not be available.
I apologize for any mysterious confusion.
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Image1 - Caption Once grown, the plants' traps will fangoriously devour unsuspecting insects!
Measurements 9"W
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Heading Copy: Feed 'em Meat! They Want Meat!
Alt Heading 1: Grow a Complete Horde of Meat-Eating Plants!
Alt Heading 2: Grow Your Own Exotic Carnivorous Venus Flytrap Plants
BODY- Conjure forth a small army of insect-devouring Venus Flytraps with this complete terrarium kit. It includes everything you need to begin your own carnivorous plant breeding program, including seeds, soil, swamp rocks... even a tiny "bog buddy" to spook away would-be predators. With proper care, the plants will flourish for years... and they might even finish off that accursed horsefly that's been pestering you all this time.
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